Social Media Made Non-Stop 'Stab' Jokes After OJ Simpson Got His COVID-19 Vaccine Shot (PIC + TWEETS)

Social Media Made Non-Stop ‘Stab’ Jokes After OJ Simpson Got His COVID-19 Vaccine Shot (PIC + TWEETS)

OJ Simpson just wanted to be safe and show people it is completely okay to go and get their vaccine shot to fight against a global pandemic.

On Friday, the former NFL superstar running back took to Twitter and posted himself getting the COVID-19 shot, saying, “Get your shot. I got mine!!!.”

Get your shot. I got mine!!! pic.twitter.com/hP1rDq5L7c
— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) January 29, 2021

Naturally, social media just couldn’t stray away from making an assortment of stab jokes at Simpson.

Here are some of the best ones:

It's nice to see OJ is the one getting stabbed for a change.
— Lost in Fatherhood (@ImMichaelDennis) January 29, 2021

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Once again. The glove don’t fit pic.twitter.com/GSztBwruIx
— Brandon Reichel (@reichelb1998) January 29, 2021

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As a zero time murderer, I think I deserve this vaccine before you do. Just saying.
— NBA Champion Joe Laurendi (@Joe_Laurendi) January 29, 2021

I feel better now. I thought Massachusetts was the only place where murderers went first https://t.co/8p90G5ooW6
— Gerry Callahan (@GerryCallahan) January 29, 2021

Imagine being the lottery winning health professional that gets to stab OJ. https://t.co/ONLqZiIWO7
— Beagle Wrangler (@sunlitgold1968) January 29, 2021

when a murderer gets the vaccine before most teachers https://t.co/D8K01yy5n7
— Andy Blanchard (@AndyTheBlanch) January 29, 2021

Trying my best to not make a lethal injection joke here. https://t.co/M8dG57XLOC
— Paul Alves (@StarshipAlves) January 29, 2021

Did they check you for a knife at the door? #therealkiller https://t.co/VpJBJ33wzt
— Nicholas Vollaro (@nicholasvollaro) January 29, 2021

apparently the question "who do I have to kill around here to get a vaccine" is non-rhetorical and the answer is two people https://t.co/CU0biiN0TM
— ℳatt (@matttomic) January 29, 2021

This not the type of injection they wanna see you take Juice https://t.co/Y655XlP09C
— Young Person (@EricTrillman_) January 29, 2021

https://twitter.com/PeatPeeves/status/1355247228592545795

thanks OJ i think i’ll take a stab at getting my vaccine https://t.co/bM3816pUVb
— Jacob ? (@gattjacob) January 29, 2021

I can think of another shot you should’ve got… https://t.co/dhM0cZ92I0
— Jeff Moehring (@JeffMoDEAN) January 29, 2021

How would you rate her stabbing technique, Juice?
— Joe Kinsey (@JoeKinseyexp) January 29, 2021

I'm glad that lady's gloves fit! Wouldn't want them getting loose and you getting stabbed
— stephen (@stephensux1996) January 29, 2021

https://twitter.com/FowlCurtis/status/1355243437780578308

Surprise you didn’t say “Get your Stab. I got mine!!!” pic.twitter.com/PEURIwrZvb
— G h o s t y (9-8) ⚜️? (@tbh_17) January 29, 2021

First time you’ve been stabbed?
— Ferris Bueller Stan (@BuellerStan) January 29, 2021