The Green Bay Packers have one of the most rabid fan bases in the entire National Football League. It is extremely hard to get into a home game, mainly because Lambeau Field has been sold out on a season ticket basis since 1960.
The team’s website says the wait is 30 years, with more than 100,000 names on a waiting list.
One guy does not plan on dying before getting his chance to get his season tickets. One fan took to Craigslist and offered any Packers fan who is close to having their name called a number of ideas to get him those tickets.
Check out the hilarious post:
Ok, so I’m in the 70,000s after 10 years on the wait list and am beginning to realize that modern medicine isn’t going to get me to 216 years of age (thanks Obamacare). Therefore, I need a different way to acquire season tickets. Here’s how you can help:
If you are currently on the wait list and expect to be called up soon (under 1,000), I’d pay you for your spot. In order to accomplish this, I will legally change my name to yours right before you get your tickets. The Packers will have no idea. I’m not joking. I’ve thought about this for a long time.
If you currently have tickets and are a bit older, I’d pay you to leave to me in your will. We’d need to craft a story to make it work, though, since the Packers only allow them to be transferred to certain relatives. I’d cover adult adoption fees, if you wanted to go that route. Again, not joking. As your son, I’ll also send you Father’s Day and/or Mother’s Day gifts.
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If you are single, man or woman, I will marry you and pay all expenses plus additional cash for your inconvenience. Then we get divorced and you can transfer the tickets to me as part of the divorce decree. We can time it correctly so we maximize our joint tax refund too and take advantage of the marriage benefits.
I’m serious about this. I’ll marry and divorce you, change my name to your name, or become your son. Let’s make this happen.
Go Pack Go!
This may be a reason why he is so desperate:
Yikes.
