For the 2022 season, the Houston Texans are not expected to make any noise in terms of racking up wins. To distract the fan base, the team plans on beating the crap out of their stomach so they’ll be forced into the restroom to avoid watching the team.
According to Darren Rovell of The Action Network, the Texans will be serving an absolutely bizarre rendition of fried pickles at their stadium concession stands this upcoming season with cherry and blueberry Kool-Aid included in the recipe.
You read that correctly.
“This year at @HoustonTexans Games: The Texas Firecracker — FLAMIN’ HOT fried pickles soaked in cherry- and blueberry-Kool-Aid with jalapeño ranch,” Rovell shared on Twitter.
Soaked in cherry and blueberry Kool-Aid? With ranch?
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Most recently, the Dallas Cowboys, who play about four hours away in Arlington, introduced a burger that is sure to clog your arteries.
Meanwhile, the Houston Texans are in full-on rebuild mode. Newly appointed Head Coach, Lovie Smith has his work cut out for him in Houston as the club is coming off of an abysmal 4-13 season and grabbed headlines of the off-season when they traded Deshaun Watson to the Cleveland Browns for a plethora of draft picks.
While the future is certainly bright in Houston, it’ll continue to be a struggle for the next couple of seasons for Texans fans and players alike.
