NFL Fans Going Nuts Over Houston Texans Selling Flamin’ Hot Fried Pickles Soaked In Kool-Aid & Ranch (PIC + TWEETS)

For the 2022 season, the Houston Texans are not expected to make any noise in terms of racking up wins. To distract the fan base, the team plans on beating the crap out of their stomach so they’ll be forced into the restroom to avoid watching the team.

According to Darren Rovell of The Action Network, the Texans will be serving an absolutely bizarre rendition of fried pickles at their stadium concession stands this upcoming season with cherry and blueberry Kool-Aid included in the recipe.

You read that correctly.

“This year at @HoustonTexans Games: The Texas Firecracker — FLAMIN’ HOT fried pickles soaked in cherry- and blueberry-Kool-Aid with jalapeño ranch,” Rovell shared on Twitter.

This year at @HoustonTexans Games: The Texas Firecracker — FLAMIN’ HOT fried pickles soaked in cherry- and blueberry-Kool-Aid with jalapeño ranch. pic.twitter.com/HoKXswQUen

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 7, 2022

Soaked in cherry and blueberry Kool-Aid? With ranch?

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I fux hard with fried pickles but these are a disaster https://t.co/WZV1st587x

— Let's Get Topical (@LGTopical) September 7, 2022

you had me at Flamin Hot fried pickles….then QUICKLY lost it all with the Kool-Aid bs https://t.co/p3RVG8Imz3

— Mr. Tuatha Dé (@ScalesOfLife513) September 7, 2022

Not gonna lie that sounds delicious https://t.co/ubhfVYmp69

— jd (@jdTakeThePoints) September 7, 2022

Going to some Texans games just for this alone ? https://t.co/CLvYpqpZ7O

— ? (@Ed_way2xclusive) September 7, 2022

I usually hate on the weird park foods but I lowkey gotta try this https://t.co/P9CIVNwT1B

— Matthew Jefferson (@the_realmjj) September 7, 2022

I don't understand Kool-Aid's role in this situation https://t.co/RTNNHvblHt

— EricaGrieder (@EricaGrieder) September 7, 2022

Literally no one is asking for this https://t.co/oUxnqyHpWA

— Greg Toohey (@gregtoohey) September 7, 2022

Ain’t no way this FDA approved https://t.co/jtWynJfx8f

— America trash bro (@OneChillAssDude) September 7, 2022

Every day we stray further from God’s light https://t.co/NHeLbdRvXH

— Drip Skylark (@bSp1n) September 7, 2022

Most recently, the Dallas Cowboys, who play about four hours away in Arlington, introduced a burger that is sure to clog your arteries.

New at @dallascowboys games: The Fried Mozzarella Burger — Fried mozzarella sticks, marinara, burger and pepper jack cheese. pic.twitter.com/MC6lll5S7V

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 2, 2022

Meanwhile, the Houston Texans are in full-on rebuild mode. Newly appointed Head Coach, Lovie Smith has his work cut out for him in Houston as the club is coming off of an abysmal 4-13 season and grabbed headlines of the off-season when they traded Deshaun Watson to the Cleveland Browns for a plethora of draft picks.

While the future is certainly bright in Houston, it’ll continue to be a struggle for the next couple of seasons for Texans fans and players alike.