Since quarantine has started and sports have shut down, FOX’s lead play-by-play man, Joe Buck, has taken to Twitter and calling random videos that have been sent in by fans. A few weeks ago, he revealed that some fans had actually sent in x-rated videos and asked him to narrate them. He declined.
Well, things went to a crazy level when one adult website offered Buck $1 million to call its live cam shows.
Sports illustrated reached to him to get his answer:
“I am highly qualified as I have been practicing these calls most of my life,” said Buck, “but I don’t want to just take that job without a proper, open audition. So if they get Jim [Nantz] and Al [Michaels] and Mike [Tirico] and all the others who do what I do to audition, I’m in. If any one of them say no, I’m out. That’s all I can commit to at this time. I can say I have NEVER been more flattered. And I know my dad would be proud.”
He left his best reply for Twitter:
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In a press release, adult site ImLive announced an offer to Buck of $1,000,000 to commentate 25 live cam shows per week for a total of six weeks.
“With COVID-19 having forced nearly all sports leagues to postpone live games indefinitely, I can imagine it must be tough for sports commentators like yourself right now. I’ve seen the videos of you on social media putting the reps in and commentating over everyday things like people fixing their hair, some chickens running around the coop and someone fitting Oreos in their mouth, for example.
With you out of work for an indefinite period right now, I wanted to reach out and formally extend you an offer to continue to commentate…but over porn instead of sports. By its very nature pornography – especially adult camming – is a visual medium. It’s what’s on the screen that gets people off. But this obviously presents inherent problems for the blind and visually impaired who have nothing to turn to when they want to take a load off. As it stands, there are an estimated 22.5 million Americans who report experiencing vision loss. So the market for accessible pornography – especially on cam sites – is massive.
People have volunteered their time to record audio descriptions of pornographic videos and porn trailers for content sites. But what hasn’t been done…yet…is people providing live play-by-play commentating during a cam session between a model and a visually impaired user. And that’s where we would love for you to come in. We’d love for you, Joe to provide live audio descriptions of what is transpiring in a session as it unfolds – just like you would for a pivotal American League Championship Series Game 7. Hearing your iconic voice tell the user that the model is taking off her top and bending over will surely provide them with some aural eroticism…and hopefully some much needed relief.
The offer we’re extending to you is for you to provide live play-by-play commentary for our adult camming site, ImLive. We can offer you up to $1,000,000. You’d be required to commentate 25 live cam shows per week through the end of May but not less than 6 weeks.
By way of background, ImLive is a leading adult webcam site that offers the largest variety of adult webcam experiences. Imlive.com serves as an online community to thousands of affiliates; the site lists over 80,000 hosts and approximately 62 million members from all around the globe. Membership is free to all over the age of 18 years.
I implore you to seriously consider our initial offer. We’d love to have your voice to help blind and visually impaired users feel…excited. We figure it’d also be a great way for you to practice for when live sports return.”
