Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has described the feeling one gets after winning a Super Bowl in the raunchiest way possible.
Jerry was in a pretty good mood after the Texas Rangers won the World Series this week and gave an interview to ‘103.5 The Fan’ amid the celebrations, sharing what it feels like to win a major sports championship.
“Sports, the rough times that you have with sports, everybody has it. Everybody. You can’t really play unless you have some hard times. But it is the absolute glory hole, to have that elusive win, to be the champion,” the Cowboys owner said.
“I’m so proud for every fan that’s out here, that’s headed that way, and the ones that are at home. I’m proud for every one of them. It’s really been, I might say, one of the reasons, that I wanted to spend my every day in life, in the world of sports.”
Good Lord, Jerry…
If you’ve spent time on certain adult websites (I haven’t, I swear), you probably know what a glory hole is.
Wikipedia describes it as “a hole in a wall or partition, often between public lavatory cubicles or sex video arcade booths and lounges, for people to engage in sexual activity or observe the person on the opposite side.”
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You might be thinking Jerry was probably just overexcited, but the man knew exactly what he was doing. He’s done this before, you see.
Speaking about the Cowboys returning to previous heights over 10 years ago, Jerry said the following:
“I’ve been here when it was glory hole days and I’ve been here when it wasn’t. Having said that, I want me some glory hole.”
Sometimes it’s hard to believe he’s 81.
