Jerry Jones has a strange obsession with the term “glory hole,” or maybe he’s just trolling all of us at this point.
The Dallas Cowboys owner is known to throw the words in places where they simply do not belong, having done so publicly on multiple occasions. He was back at it on Monday when he addressed reporters on the hiring of Brian Schottenheimer as the team’s new head coach.
Jones held a press conference to introduce the new man in charge and was seen speaking to reporters away from the desk at one point.
Asked how the reactions of Cowboys fans made him feel, Jerry admitted it wasn’t great in a way only Jerry can.
“There’s a very low percentage of this that is smiles and glory holes,” he remarked. “Very low percentage.”
Check him out in the video below:
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— Jeff Kolb (@JeffKolbFOX4) January 27, 2025
Jerry Jones when I asked how the reaction of Cowboys fans makes him feel: "There's a very low percentage of this that is smiles and glory holes. Very low percentage."#DallasCowboys #jerryjones pic.twitter.com/YJCXU9rCR9
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Jerry Jones either has no idea what a glory hole is or is doing this on purpose.
“Yall think he knows what glory holes are?” a user asked in the comments.
Yall think he knows what glory holes are?
— Frankie Lou (@FrankieLou72) January 28, 2025
“What does he think a glory hole is? I truly would love to know…” another one wondered.
What does he think a glory hole is? I truly would love to know…
— Lisan Wah Gaib (@Wah_Wuh_Wee_Wah) January 27, 2025
That Wasn’t All From Jerry Jones
Jerry Jones also raised some eyebrows while praising Brian Schottenheimer during Monday’s presser as he claimed to like the new HC’s “package” while speaking about all the experience he has soaked up being around football for as long as he has.
“Yet he’s had 25 years being around the kinds of things he’s going to draw from,” the Cowboys owner said. “I like his package. I like that experience.”
This all comes on the back of Jones getting caught on camera discussing players’ “package” sizes earlier in the season.
Talk about refusing to stay in the pocket.
