Since the previous NFL season ended, we have seen Tom Brady retire from the league, and then come back 40 days later for his 23rd season. He then disappeared for 11 days during training camp as rumors swirled that he was on The Masked Singer.
Once that rumor died, it was then revealed his marriage to Gisele Bündchen was falling apart.
According to a new conspiracy theory on TikTok, Gisele is a “witch” from whom Brady “draws his power.” There are countless people that claim Brady is in for a career collapse now that he’s “wronged” his wife by unretiring from the NFL.
Basically, the rumor is that Gisele is a white witch whose spells helped him achieve amazing heights in the NFL but now that he has wronged her, she is breaking the spell as he returns to mortality.
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James Dator of SB Nation provided more info:
“Gisele has cast protective wards to shield Tom’s body, spells to enhance his athletic abilities, and given him potions that have allowed him to freeze time and stop the aging process. The agreement between Brady and his witch wife was that she’d support his athletic endeavors, and in exchange he’d retire at age 45, the tarot number for making “positive life changes,” meaning leaving football to spend time with his family. Brady broke this promise with Gisele when he announced he was returning to the NFL after a 40 day retirement — that number is important too, because 40 is the number for following life’s purpose, or the soul’s desire.
So, not only did Tom choose not to retire at age 45, as they agreed, but he hurt Gisele by returning to the NFL after 40 days — showing his soul belonged to the NFL and football, not his wife and family.”
It would be easy to dismiss these claims, but you have to consider a 2019 interview that Brady did in which he essentially admitted Gisele was doing something to him.
“I’ve learned a lot from my wife over the years,” said Brady. “She’s so about the power of intention, and believing things that are really going to happen and she always makes a little altar for me at the game, because she just wills it so much. So she put together a little altar for me that I could bring with pictures of my kids. I have these little special stones and healing stones and protection stones and she has me wear a necklace and take these drops she makes and say all these mantras.”
I think it’s best if Tom Brady retires right now. Like, in the middle of the current season.
