It’s hard to accept that women poop, but the fact is they do.
In the case of Dan Orlovsky’s wife, though; not when he’s home.
The former NFL quarterback, now a football analyst for ESPN, explained as much on the Pat McAfee show on Tuesday after a crash was heard in the background.
McAfee asked Orlovsky whether someone had fallen into the toilet – that was not the case, fortunately.
“No, it’s my wife upstairs shutting the dryer or something, she didn’t poop,” Orlovsky replied.
McAfee awkwardly referred to Orlovsky’s wife as Tara and had to be corrected, as her name is actually Tiffany. Orlovsky then went on the explain that his spouse does not make certain deliveries while he’s in the house.
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“My wife won’t poop when I’m in the house,” he said. “If I’m in the house, my wife will not go to the bathroom.”
“The whole house?” McAfee asked, clearly shocked.
It seems like the conversation would have carried on for hours had Tiffany not shouted “stop talking about me pooping!”
But it’s quite a strange phenomenon. Orlovsky should be well paid, so his house cannot be that small. It’s also highly unlikely that Tiffany’s poops are aggressive enough to stink up an entire house.
We have questions…
