Chicago Bears Totally Jinx Themselves By Signing Kicker With WORST NAME EVER

When it came to signing a new kicker for the upcoming 2019 NFL season, it appears as though the Chicago Bears decided to take the ironic route.

Last year, with a spot in the NFC Divisional Round on the line, Cody Parkey totally blew it by double-doinking his 43-yard game-winning field-goal attempt.

Parkey has since been released by the Bears, leaving them with a vacancy at the position that they have since filled with…drumroll please…

Chris Blewitt.

Seriously.

The Bears are signing a kicker and hopefully his name does not decide his destiny.

Because Chris Blewitt is a full sentence. https://t.co/3pDwHnWcoI

— Maggie Hendricks (@maggiehendricks) March 6, 2019

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There’s absolutely no way this ends well for the Chicago Bears.