All dudes are persons, but not all persons are dudes. Dude Person is no different from other dudes, except for the fact that his name is, well … Dude Person. It’s not a joke – his name is really Dude Person. (We can’t stop saying Dude Person).
The class of 2023 recruit took to social media to announce his intention to play for Central Arkansas University on Tuesday and, as you would imagine, the internet had a ball with the announcement. Because, of course, his name is Dude Person.
He’s going to have the best name in college football and it won’t be close, no one is going to have a name as cool as Dude Person.
Per Hudl, the 5ft 11in safety played for Northwest Mississippi College last season. Fans likely thought they’d seen the best recruit name when Rowdy Beers announced his commitment to FIU earlier this week. They clearly weren’t ready for Dude Person.
Person’s first name is actually Rontavious, which is quite a name in itself. But he’s always going to be known as Dude Person.
(And there, we’ve completed an in-house challenge that required the writer of this article to end every paragraph with Dude Person.)
