Fernando Tatis Jr. can dazzle crowds with his bat, or just by answering a question yelled at him from the stands.
During a recent game, a fan yelled out to him to make a choice between loving ass or tits on a woman.
“Right hand, tits…Left hand, ass.”
Tatis chose ass:
Tatis has put together a monster season, despite missing some time due to injury. He is currently slashing .282/.365/.640 with 36 home runs (NL lead) and 81 RBIs, all in just 101 games played.